As it is Christmas, we took a little break from threatening to open presents, but now we’re ready to threaten again. For the eleventh threat of Christmas, Little Sister Shotgun, a protege of Florida Devereaux, asked us to pass along more of a message than a threat.
“Hey, Squelch! I came by your house today and used yer toilet and then I washed my hands in that there punch bowl of egg nog on yer table. Just wanted you to know that. Ha ha ha. Florida forever!”
We’d expect nothing less from Little Sister Shotgun. In fact, normally we’d expect worse. Merry Christmas! The final threat of Christmas will have you quaking in your boots tomorrow … the second busiest shopping day of the year.
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