With only a little over a week until CLLAW 12 tensions are high. Florida
Devereaux and Rockke L. Squelch have put aside all pretense of friendship in favor of what appears to be open verbal warfare. All CLLAW lady arm-wrestlers have said they severely dislike at least one other wrestler and hate the rest. Wrestlers old and new have squared off against each other, vowing victory for themselves and predicting defeat for everyone else. And while it is true that CLLAW’s bicep-blessed ladies are prone towards hyperbole, in this instance they are correct. There will be only one winner and a few not-winners. (We don’t like the term “loser” in CLLAW. Wrestlers use it, but we try to avoid it.)
So what does all of this CLLAWnimosity mean? Well it means this is shaping to be one heck of a show. See the CLLAWnimosity–which could involve all of the following: pushing, throwing, swearing, punching, pinching, yelling, kicking, smacking, laughing, crying, winning, skipping, jump roping (you never know)–for yourself on January 28th at Club 162 in Wrigleyville.
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