Bringing out the rule book yet again, Rockke reminds head ref Dick Douchee that the audience holds all the power. If the audience so desires, they can call for an arm wrestling match to decide the honor of the CLLAW Mistress of Ceremonialisms. In yet another stunning turn of events, Rockke wins her job back [...]
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Say It Ain’t So!
In a stunning turn of events, Dick Douchee appoints a new Mistress of Ceremonialisms! What? What? What? Say it ain’t so! It appears that the paragon of Southern hospitality herself, Florida Devereaux, is the new CLLAW Mistress of Ceremonialisms! Rockke L. Squelch is not taking this lightly. According to Florida, “Rockke is a loser because [...]
The Apple Wins Again!
Will she ever learn? For most an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but for Snow Blight it means defeat yet again. Snow Blight came out strong, winning the first match in her round against newcomer Windy City Amazon. Things were looking bright for Blight but Windy City had some tricks up her sleeve. [...]
CLLAW XII at Capacity?
Judging from the complete lack of breathing room in Club 162, we’d guess we’re very close to capacity. If you’re craving an action-packed Saturday, get here quick. Once we reach capacity, you’ll have to wait outside in the Chicago cold. The early bird gets the … front row seat for lady arm wrestling!
CLLAW XII Fashion
With her finger on the pulse of the fashion world, Rockke L. Squelch never fails to don the styles of tomorrow today. For CLLAW XII, Rockke L. Squelch toned down her ensemble, wearing a simple but tasteful dress of silver sequins, and toned up her hair. The typically raven-haired Rockke was decidedly purple this Saturday [...]
CLLAW XII! CLLAW in the New Year!
Tonight’s the night. Get yourself over to Club 162 in Wrigleyville. The doors open at 9:30 and the action starts promptly at 10 PM. Three hour bar packages are $25 and entry without the bar package is only $10. For those who can’t make it tonight because of extreme illness (that’s the only reasonable excuse), [...]
