Since Florida Devereaux’s embarrassing appearance sans sequins, self-respect, and any resemblance of sobriety at CLLAW-O-WEEN in October, Rockke L. Squelch has been on the lookout for a new nemesis, as she no longer considers Florida a worthy opponent. And since Rockke is not the kind of woman to go nemesis-less for long, the search was a short one.
Who’s Rockke’s new target? Her choice shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. Who is only other woman in the room who demands excellence from everyone and everything? Who is the only other woman in the room who can command the attention of the crowd with just a single curse word? Who is the only other woman in the room with both astonishing physical strength and flawless fashion sense?
Actually that’s hasn’t narrowed the field at all because that kind of describes most of the ladies of CLLAW. So Rockke just put a bunch of CLLAW names in a hat and randomly selected a new nemesis and that nemesis is none other than one time judge turned celebrity commentator Vallery Dolls.
“I hate this Vallery Dolls very much. She makes me so angry. She thinks she can come to CLLAW and share a stage with me. She is crazy, this Vallery Dolls.”
Vallery Dolls won’t be sharing the stage with anyone during her pre-CLLAW performance. The first match begins at 10:30 but the show starts right when the doors open. Get there early and let Vallery Dolls put you in the mood … in the mood for romance and a little CLLAW violence. Just watch your back Vallery Dolls because Rockke has her stiletto-as-weapon aimed directly at you.
CLLAW 15 – Feburary 16th at the Logan Square Auditorium. RSVP here.